18 April 2013
Spring Breakers (2013)
By Adam Edwards
Spring Breakers. Advertised as a fun filled romp, filled with bikini clad girls and a bit of drug use and violence thrown in. To most, this premise promises a light hearted and amusing film.
Alas, they could not be more wrong. This is single handedly the worst film I have ever seen in my life. 95% of all scenes in this 94 minute train wreck were repeated pictures of bridges and girls on 'Spring Breeaaak'. To say the film lacks plot is an understatement. Poor directing, disastrous acting and even the editor had an off day.
If anyone asks you to see this film, immediately kick them.
Best Bit: N/A
Worst Bit: It's existence. Seriously.
Rating 0/10